omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts “BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says “yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
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i was the teacher
i was the quiet girl
I was the one getting the succ
That girl was Albert Einstein
Old Lady Rant #46
I’ve been re-reading The Babysitters Club books and I only just realised something.
The girls in the books are 11 to 13 years old! 11. To. 13. Years. Old.
That is so young to me?? And they were allowed to babysit?? And go on dates?? And go to New York BY THEMSELVES??
I mean, those girls shouldn’t have been babysitting. They should’ve been the ones being babysat.
they’re professional babysitters and they’re valid!
i literally babysit 12 yr olds now but i was babysitting those same kids when i was 12 and they were 4 so…Oprah what is the truth dot gif? are 12 yr olds babysitting age or not?
Meaningful New Year’s Resolutions for the Signs
Aries: Plan for your dreams
Aries is a fiery sign who is all about doing, doing, doing, but not so much about planning. They get bursts of quick energy with genius ideas but often never act upon them. This year, Aries, use one of those strokes of genius and see it to completion. Whether this is investing in a new property, creating a business plan, writing a manuscript or planning the trip around the world that you always wanted to take, make plans to take small, incremental steps to achieve this. Whatever big project that you always dreamed of doing, but always seemed so out of reach–now is the time to believe in yourself and see this project of yours come to life.
Taurus: Try minimalism
Taurus, with Christmas and New Years having recently passed, I’m sure you have a plethora of new gifts and clothes in your over-bustling wardrobe, while your poor desk fights for space with your new impulse buys. A good resolution for you is to give up your lesser-used objects and see how much more relaxing life can be without the clutter of them. Minimalism is a lifestyle all about appreciation and value. While not only being more aesthetically pleasing, it can teach you a lot about self-control, the purpose of items and freedom from material fixation. Plus, think of how shocked your friends will be when you stroll up to your next weekend getaway with only hand luggage!
Gemini: Pick up new books
In this busy, digital age, life can become a bit repetitive. We work or study, then we come home and procrastinate on the internet. Reading is a brilliant and great gateway between the two. It’s relaxing, fun and educational. Often in life, after we grow up and leave school, we forget to continue our learning and education. And often when we are in school, we forget about the fun and magic that can be found in learning. Being such a mentally curious sign, there’s no doubt you read a lot anyway, but setting a goal to read styles of writing you haven’t previously explored will open up your mind to new ideas, perspectives and worlds thus adding a bit of well-needed stimulation in an otherwise monotonous week.
Cancer: Practise Gratitude
Cancer is a sign that truly appreciates the good things in life, it’s one of the many great qualities about them. But when things turn bad, Cancer puts on a pity-infused blindfold to the wonderful things and people they do have in their life. To combat those rainy mood days, try practising gratitude often to get you into the groove of positivity. Set a reminder on your phone, keep a gratitude journal or have someone remind you and begin to write down or say aloud three things you are grateful for that day. Gratitude is the opposite of lacking and so you cannot feel both at the same time. Gratitude can instantly turn a bad day into one of the best you’ve ever had, life is all about perspective and Cancer can benefit greatly from learning this!
Leo: Spend more time in nature
In such a busy working age, it’s hard to find the time or energy to do anything other than commute to and from one industrial building to the next. Did you know that three-quarters of children in the UK spend less time outdoors than prison inmates? I’m sure the same can be said about adults. There are so many benefits of engaging with nature. As a bold Leo with so much energy and a real passion for adventure, the perfect resolution for you is to go on more hikes and spend more time doing outdoor activities such as sports or even gardening. Studies have reported how nature is good for our happiness and healthiness. It’ll give you, the ever-venturesome Leo, a sense of adventure as you discover new things, a sense of productivity and good use of your energy.
Virgo: Be kinder to yourself
Dear Virgo, you work yourself so tirelessly sometimes only to come home to more self-criticism. While being a perfectionist has led to many great things in your life, it’s important to remember that it’s okay not to be productive 100% of the time, and it’s also okay to take time to yourself. While your sign is naturally the provider/server of others, you need to learn to use that trait on yourself and serve your own needs. Learn that they are important and that kindness begins at home. You will only learn to be less critical of the world by starting with yourself. While you may not be the pampering type, some self-love and lazy days are exactly what you need in order to ultimately be your most productive and loving.
Libra: Strengthen your existing relationships
Libra, you are a social butterfly, you charm any room and your genuine politeness makes you a lovely gem in everyone’s minds. Unfortunately, you have a way of getting carried away with this gift and end up making more superficial relationships than deep ones. This becomes a problem when you face tough times and realise you are alone in your problems. Your resolution is to reach out to some old or existing friends that life has led you to lose contact with. They’ll appreciate it, and this way, you can rekindle some amazing friendships and thus create stronger, more valuable bonds with people. Taking time out to appreciate and spend time with the people in your life who have been there for a long time will make you, and them, much happier.
Scorpio: Solo-travel
Scorpio, the deep, mysterious and soul-seeking sign. Well, guess what? You’re not going to learn the mysteries of the world by sitting on the couch in your hometown. While extended solo-travelling may not be the most viable options in everyone’s lives, it’s good to experience a trip by yourself no matter how short it may be. It’ll not only give you more insight into the world but also into yourself. This time in a foreign place will allow you to truly be yourself as you shed any reputations you have back home and appreciate the benefits of your own company. You can also forge many new connections, experience once-in-a-lifetime opportunities and learn to trust in yourself, your independence and see the value in transient relationships.
Sagittarius: Start a blog or channel
You have so much to say, and not enough hours in the day to say it, so why not start a blog? Because you are such a busy and often convoluted talker, you might find your comments being brushed off or going unheard by others. However, by sharing your voice on a louder platform you may see the importance of your ideas. You have the gift of the gab so why not make use of it? Blogging, or vlogging, is a great hobby (or career) for an innovative and intelligent Sagittarius. It channels all your creative energy into an organised and thus readable (or watchable) segment that others can understand. Blogging always requires research as well, which makes you learn more every day. It hones many different skills that you excel in such as writing, research, creativity, planning and execution and also connects you with like-minded others.
Capricorn: Get off social media
Capricorn, ruled by Saturn, the planet of rules and restrictions. Yet, you have such a hard time with your unconscious addictions. More than any of the other signs, Capricorn relies on old-fashioned status for respect. That self-respect gets lowered when faced with everyone else’s highlight reels being broadcasted on Instagram and Facebook. Suddenly, you start buying things just for the likes or going places just for the photo-opportunity. Learning to live authentically, in spite of anyone else’s happiness or progress, is vital for you. By comparing yourself to others, you will always be striving for a false sense of happiness. Perhaps a good length of time disconnected from social media would be a great way to boost your real happiness.
Aquarius: Volunteer
Aquarius, the world lover. You are a unique paradox. As much as you love the idea of world peace, ending world hunger and bringing people together–actually having to react to people’s emotions is entirely uncomfortable and awkward for you. But, no true saviour lies behind a screen. People often donate some pocket change to charity at the end of the year and say they did their part, but this will not suffice you. By actively going out into the world and giving people your most important resources– your time and empathy, you will positively be helping the world, and the world will be helping you. This will bring you closer to overcoming your uncomfortable emotions, affecting people’s lives for the better and getting outside your own head with real life issues.
Pisces: Talk to strangers
Now, hear me out Pisces. I know you’re probably already pulling back just from reading the title. Talking to strangers–why would I ever do such a thing? You ask. Because there are so many benefits from this that outweigh the risks. Pisces is naturally a loving and social sign but you are often held back by your own insecurities. Try talking to that person on the bus, or introduce yourself to the cute person sitting alone in a cafe–you never know what will happen and you will be grateful you did it no matter the outcome. By building this essential skill, you will feel so much happier and more free from your internal restrictions. You will also be surprised at how receptive people are to being approached and gain so many new and wonderful connections this year.
- me: I LOVE READING
- me: BOOKS ARE MY LIFE
- me: !!!!!!!!!
- me: [hasn't opened a book in weeks]
Signs and book series
WE HAVE TO WAIT A YEAR FOR THE NEXT BOOK?!?: Leo, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo
No. You CANNOT end the last book with a cliffhanger: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Aries, Aquarius
I’m not reading this if you already killed off my favorite character and there are 3 books left: Cancer, Pisces, Taurus, Libra
wow I can’t believe what just happened to me.
So, I was in Mcdonalds just using the wi-fi when this lady walked in. Her hair was dyed so I could tell that she was an SJW. There were only men in the line at Mcdonalds and she walked pass all of them and said, “This is the 21st century, feminism allows me to do this to cis-het white men like you.” and then she cackled evilly. She then asked the cashier to make her one McCake, and also to give her a discount because of the wage gap (not real btw). When the cashier told her that Mcdolands doesn’t make cakes she just gave him an evil glaire and said, “This is just like Anita said. Yet another cis-het mansplaining away free food. This is going straight on tumblr and twitter. I hope you enjoy having your entire life censored, shitlord.”
That’s when I couldn’t take it anymore. I walked straight up to the woman, got right in her face, and yelled THE CAKE IS A LIE! The entire mcdonalds gasped… and then they started applauding. That’s when I realized, that everyone in that mcdonalds had been a gamer. The SJW was beside herself and stumbled out of the mcdolmnalds, falling into a puddle of water and sullying her Steven Universe jorts. The cashier started crying out of joy and handed me $100 straight from the cash register. He also said I’m allowed to get free nuggets for the rest of my life.
It turned out that he was the son of the CEO of Mcdonalds. Also, I just asked him to marry me. You might have heard of him, his name is Albert Einstein Jr.
uranus in the first house: a popped bubble of electric delight. the portrait of everything obscure, intriguing, and wonderful. his outfit is sky blue and his eyes are turquoise. his house has a lot of satellites
uranus in the second house: the rogue accountant. uses electronic money. builds wealth from a wicked blog. she wears accessories and experimentation makeup because she likes to spend her money on something cool and creative
uranus in the third house: black framed glasses, holding a pile of uneven books with topics stemming from politics to near death experiences, knee high socks and cute creepers. a genius that captures you with her imagination. has a chemistry set on the kitchen table
uranus in the fourth house: a bohemian flair and artistic dress sense. she is a spirit that cannot settle. she keeps changing her name and address. she wears bracelets and zodiac charms and flowers in her hair
uranus in the fifth house: the mad artist, he wears a penguin suit and top hat, and his spotlight flashes neon rainbows.there is a baby who hangs off his back giggling.
uranus in the sixth house: she drinks green tea 74 times a day and works freelance. her home is vintage neat and expresses a lot of nervous energy. she wears cat eye glasses and likes to use a typewriter
uranus in the seventh house: she wears purple lipstick with a black and bright pink outfit. the photo of her boyfriend is the lock picture on her phone because she likes to spend a bit of time away. she is wanted by all for her etheric charm, she is a galactical sweetheart
uranus in the eighth house: he is a magician who pulls all sorts of intuitive sorcery from his hat. his eyes are purple and his hair is dark, he seems like a visitor from the afterlife, one who makes magic crackle from the cauldron of his mind
uranus in the ninth house: she wears crystals around her neck and watches videos of alien conspiracies and zeitgeist. she lights soy candles on top of her giant bookshelf and takes many paths of study at university
uranus in the tenth house: she carries a blue scepter and she wears a short stylish business suit with a blue bow in her hair. she carries a galaxy case with her laptop and wears purple heels. her earpiece looks professional but she is receiving transmissions from aliens
uranus in the eleventh house: lives off the grid and has never paid taxes. does not vote and styles long salty locks. he dresses in singlets with witty slogans and smells of tea tree and organic body wash. he doesn’t hang around long
uranus in the twelfth house: her room is darkened and lit with glow in the dark planets. there is a ring around hear head like an electric halo and she is dressed in black and purple. she seems like a mythological goddess
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Capitalize the “B” in Black.
I don’t know if y’all weren’t taught this or have forgotten but when you’re discussing a noun preceded by a race (not an object), you’re supposed to capitalize that race…
Black people
Black women
Black films (when discussing films geared towards Black people)
Black books ( when discussing books geared towards Black people)
Black children
Black men
Black music (when discussing genres and music geared towards Black people)
Black (type of person)
It’s NOT black women, black kids, black films, capitalize that B.
When you don’t capitalize it is when you’re referring to actual black objects (black clothes, black socks, black windows, etc.)
I’m not trying to be bougie and hit y’all with the proper grammar speech but I see almost every race get proper capitalization except Black. African American is not the only time you capitalize it. Just like you say White people, it needs to be Black people.
I forget and use internet talk sometimes so I’m sorry
Top tips for language learners
- Write down every new bit of vocab you encounter.
- Learn your grammar thoroughly. Use apps like memrise or quizlet to help you learn vocab better.
- Read books in the language you are learning, if you haven’t been learning for long children’s books are great for this because the language is simpler.
- Write out explanations for complicated grammar in a notebook in your own words so you understand them more.
- Get any essays you write marked by your teacher or a native speaker so you can learn from your mistakes.
- Get a pen pal or exchange student - you can learn so much about the culture of the country your language is from.
- Try and watch TV or listen to music in the language.
- Do lots of language and grammar exercises to have more practice.
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